The Commissioned Wing
For ordinary photos deemed eligible for unnecessary computational treatment.
As Nigel would put it
The Commissioned Wing is where the work is made now, as it should be. Your image is escorted to Nigel's own apparatus and returned in four deliberately different visual languages: one may be painted, another drawn, another assembled from glass, and the fourth given enough rope to embarrass the committee. Commissioning costs nothing, and all four works are yours to scrutinise without charge; you part with money only should you fall hopelessly in love with one and wish to acquire it as a download or print.
You commission
From the studio, choose how adventurous the set may become and send the photo to the Wing. Sign-in required; the committee insists on knowing who to blame.
Nigel deliberates
The apparatus renders four deterministic, one-of-one works in deliberately different mediums on Nigel's own GPU. It takes a moment. The moment is the point.
It is, regrettably, finished
Keep whichever interpretations earn a plinth. Each joins your collection with full provenance: ready to share, certify, download, or commit to a physical object.
What it costs
- The queue & review: free
- Queueing the Wing render and inspecting all four artworks costs nothing. Sign-in required; the committee insists on knowing who to blame.
- Keeping one: free
- Save the surviving artwork to your private collection without paying. From there it can send a free e-card or wait, very patiently, for further ambition.
- Downloads, prints & gifts: paid
- Payment begins only when you choose a download, print, card, mug, tile, or other object and review the order before Stripe. No surprises, no subscription, no standing order to Nigel.