38 stares
Minor Incident VI: Awaiting Provenance (Arrangement after Photo 25893 Singular Display Fullpicture)
The committee is appalled by its popularity, and quietly delighted.
The Institute of Questionable Art

Preparing the room.
Nigel is straightening the frames and clearing his throat...
Dimming the lights to a flattering, faintly judgemental level...
Uncorking something he cannot pronounce but insists is correct...
Adjusting the velvet rope around nothing in particular...
Rehearsing an opinion he will deliver as though it were always obvious...
Most Admired
Ranked by sheer volume of staring. The committee insists it does not keep score, then checks this page hourly.
38 stares
The committee is appalled by its popularity, and quietly delighted.
14 stares
A crowd-pleaser, which Nigel considers a character flaw worth exhibiting.
5 stares
Stared at so often the pixels have grown self-important.
The Unremarkable Dispatch
The committee’s newsletter discusses the rising works with the gravity of an auction house and the accuracy of a horoscope.