Hostile gifting, tastefully framed

Give your enemy a dark origin story they technically own.

Some people deserve flowers. Some deserve closure. A select few deserve a one-of-one artwork whose provenance page quietly explains the source of the curse.

Create artwork first Use saved artwork Compare gift options

Choose your starting point

Make the artwork, then choose the gift.

This occasion page explains the excuse. The order itself begins from either a new Studio artwork or a saved artwork in your collection.

The order is plain: make the artwork, keep one variation, then send it or order the object. The committee has been asked not to complicate this. It is coping.

No artwork yet

Curse them tastefully

Start in the Studio, upload one photo to the Wing, and keep a finished variation before choosing the gift option.

Create artwork first →

Already kept one

Use your collection

Open a saved artwork and choose whether it becomes a card, print, tile, mug, download, or other giftable evidence.

Use saved artwork →

Recipient

For rivals, frenemies, ex-housemates, office villains, fantasy-league tyrants, and anyone who needs to be defeated through interior decor.

Occasion

Upload a harmless but symbolically devastating image: a burnt dinner, a broken chair, a cursed group photo, or an object that has absorbed their energy.

Secret origin

The artwork can look important while the secret origin tells a darker story. It is revenge with a QR code and plausible deniability.

Patronage note

Generate privately, choose the least legally concerning version, then send a print, tile, or download as a beautifully confusing act of cultural warfare.

What they unwrap

A personal artwork with proof, paperwork, and a punchline.

The recipient can keep the artwork as a file or physical print. The certificate and QR code explain why this particular image became this particular artwork.

Artwork

The finished image: serious-looking, one-of-one, and ready as a download or print.

Certificate

A provenance certificate with the title, artwork image, QR code, and Nigel’s official nonsense.

QR page

A scannable page that shows the artwork and, if allowed, the source photo behind it.

Origin story

The artwork can look important while the secret origin tells a darker story. It is revenge with a QR code and plausible deniability.

Final curatorial instruction

Start with the photo they cannot quite explain.

Create the artwork for free. If it survives your taste, acquire it as a download, paper print, board, tile, or card and let the recipient wrestle with its importance.

Create artwork first

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Hostile gifting, tastefully framed

Give your enemy a dark origin story they technically own.

Some people deserve flowers. Some deserve closure. A select few deserve a one-of-one artwork whose provenance page quietly explains the source of the curse.

Create artwork first Use saved artwork Compare gift options

Choose your starting point

Make the artwork, then choose the gift.

This occasion page explains the excuse. The order itself begins from either a new Studio artwork or a saved artwork in your collection.

The order is plain: make the artwork, keep one variation, then send it or order the object. The committee has been asked not to complicate this. It is coping.

No artwork yet

Curse them tastefully

Start in the Studio, upload one photo to the Wing, and keep a finished variation before choosing the gift option.

Create artwork first →

Already kept one

Use your collection

Open a saved artwork and choose whether it becomes a card, print, tile, mug, download, or other giftable evidence.

Use saved artwork →

Recipient

For rivals, frenemies, ex-housemates, office villains, fantasy-league tyrants, and anyone who needs to be defeated through interior decor.

Occasion

Upload a harmless but symbolically devastating image: a burnt dinner, a broken chair, a cursed group photo, or an object that has absorbed their energy.

Secret origin

The artwork can look important while the secret origin tells a darker story. It is revenge with a QR code and plausible deniability.

Patronage note

Generate privately, choose the least legally concerning version, then send a print, tile, or download as a beautifully confusing act of cultural warfare.

What they unwrap

A personal artwork with proof, paperwork, and a punchline.

The recipient can keep the artwork as a file or physical print. The certificate and QR code explain why this particular image became this particular artwork.

Artwork

The finished image: serious-looking, one-of-one, and ready as a download or print.

Certificate

A provenance certificate with the title, artwork image, QR code, and Nigel’s official nonsense.

QR page

A scannable page that shows the artwork and, if allowed, the source photo behind it.

Origin story

The artwork can look important while the secret origin tells a darker story. It is revenge with a QR code and plausible deniability.

Final curatorial instruction

Start with the photo they cannot quite explain.

Create the artwork for free. If it survives your taste, acquire it as a download, paper print, board, tile, or card and let the recipient wrestle with its importance.

Create artwork first